Friday 29 May 2015

17 Green Fields (And Counting) Part 1

Well, Newcastle somehow managed to stay up, but rather like Chou En Lai's comment in 1972 that it was "too soon to tell" what the influence of the French Revolution was on world events, I'm not turning my thoughts to NUFC just yet. You see, football hasn't gone away you know; there's still Scottish Juniors adventures to tell of, of which more in time, as well as the League of Ireland, which will be blessed by annual presence late July. As a foretaste, here's something I've penned for the Shelbourne fanzine Red Inc; predictably I got carried away and so it's in 2 parts. The second will follow in due course, but here's the stuff from issue #53 -:


PART 1: 1973-1985 (&2004)

The old fella’s family were from Bandon, County Cork so he brought me up on a steady musical diet of The Dubliners and The Clancy Brothers, which sort of made me stand out growing up in Newcastle in the early 1970s, what with being the only 6 year old with a beard and a tin whistle at school. Sports wise, he did his job properly as my first football game (only Tories say soccer in England) was New Year’s Day 1973; Newcastle 2 Leicester 2. I don’t remember a thing about it though, as I was only 8. By the time I turned 9, I started to understand the complexities of the game a bit more and watched in disbelief as England failed to beat Poland, who qualified for the 74 World Cup instead. My dad told me not to be upset, because England were rubbish and that Ireland would beat Poland; sure enough, the following Sunday a Don Givens goal defeated the Poles at Dalier and my international preference was fixed for life. Two points; when Jack Charlton was still kicking fellas up a height in a Leeds jersey, I was supporting the Republic and having played a league game the day before, do you reckon any of the lads selected against Poland whined about having to turn out for their country twenty four hours later? Me neither.

Anyway, a decade later, it was time for me to head to university, to study English Literature.  Naively, or perhaps stupidly, I decided to head to the University of Ulster, leaving on the day Newcastle signed Peter Beardsley and missing out on a glorious promotion campaign. Good job it wasn’t geography I’d chosen, or I’d have realised that Coleraine was about as far as you could get on the island of Ireland, culturally as well, from County Cork. Anyway I had three grand years drinking black porter and reading the occasional book. The only problem was the place effectively opened only 6 days a week as Paisley’s lot held sway in the north and were all for keeping the Sabbath sacred, or boring, depending on your point of view.

Mind Sundays in England until the mid-1990s were a non-event; the bars were shut all afternoon, the shops were closed and if you didn’t have faith (of course I don’t), there was nothing to do. As a kid, I’d read my old fella’s Daily Mirror on a Monday and feel a pang of jealousy for those who lived in rugby league territory and serious envy when I scanned the League of Ireland results. I suppose as a kid I supported whichever Cork team of the time was in L of I, but as the teams from de Banks went out of business on a monthly basis it was hard to develop any strong or lasting affection.  I basically became an interested observer of the fortunes of the league, rather than supporting a particular team.

My introduction to football in Ireland came in autumn 1983 when Coleraine played Sparta Rotterdam in the UEFA cup; not having floodlights, it was a 2.00 kick off on a Wednesday afternoon in front of a crowd of about 3,000, including about 100 crazy Dutch fellas. It was a decent game that ended 1-1, but as Coleraine had lost the first leg 4-0, there was no fairytale.  Because I played on Saturdays, I rarely had the chance to see much Irish League action, though as I didn’t particularly feel attuned to the predominant social demographic of those watching, I didn’t think I was missing out; a decision confirmed by a visit to Coleraine 1 Cliftonville 2 later that season. I think you can probably guess as to the nature of the comments aimed at the visiting players and supporters.

However, the 1985 renaissance of Derry City, whose expulsion from the Irish League was viewed as reasons for boycotting the competition by all football fans from the nationalist community, gave me a chance to experience League of Ireland football for the first time, as these games were on a Sunday. One of the lads I knocked around with, a Spurs fan, owned a car and so a crowd of us piled in up to Brandywell to see the a team in red and white shirts thump a team in black and white by 3-0, as Derry triumphed over Newcastle United, as Newcastlewest called themselves in that debut season of the First Division. Strangely, no-one in the Bogside that November afternoon gave four blokes with English accents hassle, as the fact we dressed like tramps and had haircuts that resembled a Jesus and Mary Chain tribute band meant we clearly weren’t squaddies. That and the fact none of us had taches. When the locals found out I was supporting the hapless away side, they viewed us more with pity than suspicion. A few of the Derry fans we’d chatted to that day reacted with stunned disbelief a few weeks later when we turned up in Ballybofey on the Sunday before Christmas to see the Candystripes play in the inaugural North West derby at Finn Park. This time, we were all supporting Derry, which was just as well as they ran out 7-2 winners in a crazy game, which was the last one I saw while living in Ulster (by that I mean the whole province and not just the Six Counties), as I graduated in 1986.

I’ve been back a couple of times to the north, but only once during the football season. I took a trip to Belfast for my 40th birthday in August 2004 and, having done the bus tour and all that, I headed for Solitude to see Cliftonville draw 1-1 in League Cup group game with Limavady United, managed by current St Johnstone boss and former Newcastle keeper Tommy Wright.  Despite a rather fetching Bobby Sands mural on the gable end of an adjacent house, this wasn’t a particularly political event, as most of the local yahoos were ensconced in the bar, guzzling pints and watching a dodgy stream of Celtic against Kilmarnock, while about 400 of us sweltered on the baking terraces as a somnolent dead rubber was played out in near silence. I must admit, I’m not in a hurry to see many other Irish League games, though my mate Mick (a Geordie living in Paisley) has become a distant, but regular, supporter of Bangor, probably because St Mirren are so bad…

Thursday 21 May 2015

Star Letter

On Sunday 24th May 2009, Hull City played Manchester United at home while Newcastle United lost 1-0 to a team in claret and blue and were relegated. If that score is repeated, or even if NUFC shake off their lethargy and grab a draw against the second bottom team in the current form table, the Magpies will be relegated again. Thankfully, I won't be there; Glasgow is my destination this weekend for Ride at Barras on Friday and Irvine Meadow XI v Arthurlie in the New Coins Holdings West of Scotland Cup semi final on Saturday, which I'll return to here at a later date. Whether Sunday brings "success" or failure, inquests will focus on the one man who is to blame for this farcical situation, though this isn't the place to talk about Tim Krul just yet. Instead, I'd like to rebut an article in "The Morning Star" that floated the idea of an FC United of Newcastle, which I feel is a wrongheaded plan on every level. This was published as an on-line letter, but became lost in the fall-out from the election.


Comrades,

In response to Kadeem Simmonds' article "Are We Moving towards FC United of Newcastle," could I offer the offering response as a passionate Newcastle United, who will be proud to vote Communist in Newcastle East on 7 May.

Undoubtedly, this current crisis at Newcastle United will mean tipping point has been reached for a sizeable proportion of the crowd and of those who remain, anyone trotting out the lame cliché that they will continue “support the team not the regime” by stumping up for season tickets that are more expensive than 19 individual match day purchases, will be increasingly, and justifiably, seen as Wonga clad Lord Haw Haws. However, in response to all those who have fired off letters cancelling their direct debits for current and future season tickets, I could point out they are 6 years too late as I walked away, with mixed feelings that endure to this day, in 2009. So where does this leave the fans of Newcastle United? Some are calling for the establishment of a new club; a kind of FCUM based on Tyneside, which is a suggestion I find myself in clear opposition to, for a number of reasons.

Personally, I’ve never had the pleasure of seeing FCUM play; I’ve wanted to and I've made a promise to myself that I’ll rectify this shortcoming at some point in 2015/2016. To be perfectly frank, I don’t know enough of the non-league demographics of Manchester to comment on how their existence has impinged on clubs like Droylesden, Flixton, Maine Road or Trafford Borough, but it appears that FCUM certainly have found a niche, amassed a great and vibrant  support and managed to produce in A Fine Lung and Under the Boardwalk, two of the finest fanzines imaginable.



Unquestioningly, I like and respect FC United of Manchester, but equally certainly, I don’t see any possible scope for a similar club, perhaps called FCUN, taking shape on Tyneside for several reasons. Firstly, the size of support; Manchester United’s fanbase dwarfs almost every other English club and there simply aren’t enough of us following NUFC to make a breakaway club feasible or even sustainable beyond a Step 7 level in my opinion. Secondly, the level of organisation; FCUM’s chief executive Andy Walsh is another in the long line of charismatic, one time Trotskyists who have found a role in football administration. His expertise and those involved in the formation of FCUM had cut their sporting teeth when involved in IMUSA, who displayed a level of collaborative opposition to the Glazer regime, and the Edwards dynasty for decades previous, that our support can only dream of, gave FCUM a head start in the bureaucratic part of the meritocracy that is their club. Thirdly, and most importantly in my eyes, we’ve got a wonderful history of non-league football on Tyneside, with the second oldest competition in the world, the Northern League, more than adequately represented by Newcastle based clubs.  My beloved Newcastle Benfield, who finished 10th in Division 1 of the Northern League, are the second most senior club in Newcastle. I see no contradiction inherent in following Benfield, while fighting passionately to ensure the future of Newcastle United.

The Northern League, is a competition that has existed since 1889 and boasts 44 clubs in two divisions, including Benfield, Team Northumbria and Heaton Stannington in Newcastle itself, with West Allotment Celtic, North Shields,  Whitley Bay, Ashington, Bedlington Terriers and Alnwick representing the area north of the Tyne. South of the river Ryton, Whickham, Dunston, Birtley, Jarrow Roofing, Chester Le Street, Durham and South Shields serve areas of overwhelming black and white support. Below the Northern League, the Northern Alliance boasts another 40 sides with the Tyneside Amateur, Corinthian and North Northumberland below that. I’ve not even mentioned Blyth Spartans, Spennymoor or Gateshead yet!!

In short, with so many clubs and that much rich history to luxuriate in, there is no need or reason to form a breakaway club along the lines of FCUM; what we need to do as NUFC fans, is to fight for the soul of our own Newcastle United. This means joining together, organising and bringing pressure on the current toxic regime; Newcastle Fans United, NUST, “The Popular Side" fanzine and www.ashleyout.com , together with  all supporters with the best interests of the club at heart must bind together to drive Ashley OUT and bring Fan Ownership IN. Comrades, we must unite around Newcastle United and we must do this now.

Fraternally,

ian cusack

Newcastle upon Tyne

Thursday 14 May 2015

Gentlemen and Players

Football in the north east is winding down for the season. This Saturday sees only a pair of Tyneside Amateur League games to see; Hazlerigg Victory v Lindisfarne Custom Planet Reserves is where I'll be. I'm the Chair of the Tyneside Amateur League and Hazlerigg are the champions, so they're moving upwards to the Northern Alliance Division 2, following in the steps of Lindisfarne Custom Planet's first team, who won our league last year, have been promoted to Northern Alliance Division 1 and won the Bill Gardner Cup. Sincere congratulations to my former student Tony Fawcett on all he has achieved, while completing his PGCE. Mind, Hazlerigg did even better; they won both the Tyneside amateur Shield and Neville Cowey Cup finals at Percy Main Amateurs FC. Here are the two columns I wrote for the respective programmes -:

Hazlerigg Victory 3 Gosforth Bohemians Reserves 1:

Tyneside Amateur Shield final, 6th May 2015


I’d like to take this opportunity to welcome you all to the final of the 2014/ 2015 Tyneside Amateur Challenge Shield, sponsored by Bill Upsall Trophies, between Hazlerigg Victory and Gosforth Bohemians Reserves. I would like to extend that welcome not only to all the players, officials and spectators of the two participating clubs, but to each and every one of you who has made the effort to attend the game this evening. I hope you all enjoy the game, that the best team wins and that everyone has a safe journey home, after enjoying post match hospitality and refreshments in the adjoining cricket club. With a bit of luck, you will feel motivated to return for our second Tyneside Amateur League final, for the Neville Cowey Cup, between Hazlerigg Victory and Ponteland United Reserves here at Purvis Park, on Thursday 14th May, also with a 6.45pm kick off.

At the very outset I must give great thanks to the committee of Percy Main Amateurs FC who have been so kind as to accommodate us here at Purvis Park, which is looking even more picturesque than in previous seasons. I extend my gratitude to my dear friend Norman de Bruin, as well as the other committee members, including Bob Rodgerson, Jon Laws, Geoff Suniga and Pete Bainbridge. In addition I heartily congratulate them on Percy Main’s promotion back to the Northern Alliance Premier Division after a highly successful campaign, in which they secured the First Division Championship. I had four very enjoyable and highly rewarding seasons as part of the committee at Percy Main, winning promotion and the Combination Cup in 2009/2010 and the Northumberland FA Senior Benevolent Bowl in 2011/2012, and it is always not just a pleasure but a joy to come back here. My last visit was on Monday for the Northern Alliance Bill Gardner Cup final, which saw Lindisfarne Custom Planet prevail on penalties after a 1-1 draw with Ponteland United. This result gave me great satisfaction as Lindisfarne were the champions of the Tyneside Amateur League in 2013/2014 and have acquitted themselves admirably at a higher level in the season just ending. Enormous congratulations to them and their manager Tony Fawcett, a former student of mine; hopefully they will act as an inspiration to other ambitious teams in our league.

It is fitting that this evening’s final is being contested by the teams finishing first and second in the Tyneside Amateur League this season, so I extend my congratulations to both clubs for all they’ve achieved this year. In their second season in the Tyneside Amateur League, Hazlerigg Victory have built on last season’s debut campaign that saw them secure both the Second Division title and the John Hampson Memorial Trophy, by becoming reaching both of our cup finals, as well as the Northumberland FA Minor Cup final. Sadly they came up short in that one, losing 2-1 after extra time to a Newcastle University side that plies their trade two divisions higher. However I saw them secure the league on Saturday just gone, with a comprehensive 11-0 victory over Newcastle Medicals, who deserve sincere congratulations for their spirt and sporting behaviour in the face of such a result. Hazlerigg Victory were playing Sunday afternoon football only 3 years ago and the club has made enormous strides to reach where they are today, which is a great credit to manager Mark Bullock.

In 2013/2014, Gosforth Bohemians Reserves finished second bottom of our First Division, winning only 3 league games. However this season, with the league reverting to one division, they have seen a great improvement in their fortunes, only losing 3 league games and securing runners up spot with 3 games still to go. Not only that, but they have pushed Hazlerigg Victory hard for the title. While they lost out in the race for the title, they did win 5-0 away to Hazlerigg at the start of the season and have the chance of the double over them, with the return to come at Benson Park, a ground as scenic as Purvis Park,  this Saturday. Hazlerigg did have the upper hand in the Neville Cowey Cup semi-final, securing a 2-1 victory. Equally praiseworthy for Bohemians Reserves was the fact they reached the quarter finals of the Northumberland FA Minor Cup, losing to eventual winners Newcastle University.

All the signs are we can expect a competitive, high quality game. Let’s hope that is the reality. May the best team win.

Hazlerigg Victory 7 Ponteland United Reserves 2

Neville Cowey Cup final, 14th May 2015

I’d like to take this opportunity to welcome you all to the final of the 2014/ 2015 Neville Cowey Cup between Hazlerigg Victory and Ponteland United Reserves. I would like to extend that welcome not only to all the players, officials and spectators of the two participating clubs, but to each and every one of you who has made the effort to attend the game this evening. I hope you all enjoy the game, that the best team wins and that everyone has a safe journey home, after enjoying post match hospitality and refreshments in the adjoining cricket club. If your appetite is whetted to watch further Tyneside Amateur League football, we do have a pair of games this Saturday May 16th: Gosforth Bohemians Reserves v Newcastle Medicals and Hazlerigg Victory v Lindisfarne Custom Planet Reserves, both kicking off at 2pm.

At the very outset I must give great thanks to the committee of Percy Main Amateurs FC who have been so kind as to accommodate us here at Purvis Park, which is looking even more picturesque than in previous seasons. I extend my gratitude to my dear friend Norman de Bruin, as well as the other committee members, including Bob Rodgerson, Jon Laws, Geoff Suniga and Pete Bainbridge. I hope their post Wembley hangovers have cleared and that they can provide a buffet as sumptuous as last week’s.  In addition I heartily congratulate them on Percy Main’s promotion back to the Northern Alliance Premier Division after a highly successful campaign, in which they secured the First Division Championship. I had four very enjoyable and highly rewarding seasons as part of the committee at Percy Main, winning promotion and the Combination Cup in 2009/2010 and the Northumberland FA Senior Benevolent Bowl in 2011/2012, and it is always not just a pleasure but a joy to come back here.

My last visit to Purvis Park was on Wednesday 6th May for our Tyneside Amateur Shield final, where Hazlerigg prevailed over Gosforth Bohemians Reserves, who were also runners up to the victorious Vics in the league, by a score of 3-1, but only after rebuffing a spirited second half onslaught by a valiant Benson Park outfit. Enormous congratulations to both sides, but especially Hazlerigg, as word has come down that they have been accepted into the Northern Alliance, subject to ratification at the AGM, for 2015/2016. In their second season in the Tyneside Amateur League, Hazlerigg Victory have built on last season’s debut campaign that saw them secure both the Second Division title and the John Hampson Memorial Trophy, by becoming champions and reaching both of our cup finals, as well as the Northumberland FA Minor Cup final. Hazlerigg Victory were playing Sunday afternoon football only 3 years ago and the club has made enormous strides to reach where they are today, which is a great credit to manager Mark Bullock.

In saying all this, it should be recognised that another team has reached this final. Ponteland United Reserves will finish 2014/2015 in twelfth or thirteenth place in the table, which suggests they have had a comparable campaign to last season, when they finished 5th in the second division before we moved to a single league. That said, Ponteland United Reserves have acquitted themselves well in cup competitions this season, reaching the fourth round of the Northumberland FA Minor Cup. Let’s hope for a competitive, high quality game and may the best team win.

Friday 8 May 2015

Speed Freaks

On Friday 8th May, the very wonderful Band of Holy Joy are playing Cluny 2 and I'm looking forward to seeing them as much as ever. A few weeks ago I was interviewed for a forthcoming book about the North East music scene from 1977 to 1980. Afterwards, I penned this memoir of seeing Johny's first band Speed in summer 1977, who were the first punk band I ever saw.


The first gig I ever attended, attired in compulsory Arran sweater, was The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem at the City Hall in November 1968; I was 4 years old when my parents, both folk music devotees, took me to that one. I suppose my parents’ tastes had quite an influence me in terms of my formative musical preferences, as other than a yen for a bit of Roxy Music, my first two musical heroes were Bob Dylan and Lindisfarne, which explained why I requested and got an acoustic guitar for my twelfth birthday. As I had a terrible voice and could barely play, I thought my version of With God on Our Side was as good as the original. The second gig I ever attended was Lindisfarne’s Christmas concert at the City Hall on December 23rd 1976 and the fourth gig I ever attended was Lindisfarne’s Christmas concert at the City Hall on December 23rd 1977. However, something seismic happened at the third gig I ever attended, which is the point of this piece.

In our house we only ever got the Radio Times at Christmas. I used to love reading it from cover to cover, poring over the detailed descriptions of recondite programmes on the Open University and Radio 3 that I’d never have a hope of understanding. One thing caught my eye at the start of the holiday season in 1976, the night after my Lindifarntastic night out, was Christmas Eve on Radio 1 at 10pm; John Peel was going to be introducing his Festive Fifty, playing 50-41 as well as an hour of other stuff. This appealed to me, so with my parents carousing in the lounge to the sound of Seven Drunken Nights and Bold Thady Quill, I headed for bed with my old man’s hefty solid state radio for company and turned it 247 metres in the medium wave.

It’s often a misconception that Peel played back to back punk and dub in those days, but he didn’t; for a start at number 50 in the listeners’ chart was And You And I by Yes, who he hated. While it’s true this show marked the first radio broadcast of Anarchy In The UK, a track that left me fairly cold as it sounded like an unspectacular glam rock stomper, an opinion I still hold of The Sex Pistols’ oeuvre other than Submission, the session guest was folk veteran Martin Carthy, whose work I knew and still admire. There were two songs that stood out for me that night; the bizarre a Capella ramblings of Wildman Fischer on Go to Rhino Records (number 47 I believe) and one track that effectively changed the way I viewed music forever; (I Belong to the) Blank Generation by Richard Hell and the Voidoids. Such louche insouciance, I said to myself; the drawling, languid vocals and minimalist backing uncoiled like a trashy snake and seduced my ears forever. To this day I adore the man and his work. Of course, living in Felling , being 12 years old and subsisting on a couple of quid a week pocket money, there was no hope of me getting the record from the local Pop Inn store (I didn’t discover the joys of Listen Ear until autumn 77) or seeing him live, but it didn’t matter; something had changed.

One rite of passage that the start of 1977 heralded was me opting to take New Musical Express, as we called it back then, for my weekly reading pleasure rather than the infantile Shoot. Despite Newcastle finishing 5th that season, I was starting to understand that football always lets you down, but music never does. Voraciously scanning the print off the NME each week, I read with increasing excitement news of the punk revolution happening seemingly everywhere but the mean streets of NE10. As Peel was out of bounds except in school holidays because it was well past my bed time, I didn’t get to hear The Worst, The Desperate Bicycles or any of the other bands the papers raved about. My cousin John Hird, who is 3 years older, got into punk as well and started to go to the infrequent gigs at the likes of The Guildhall, seeing The Adverts in June 1977 for instance, but such adventures were completely impossible for someone as young as me. However, one Saturday night in July 1977, I saw a band whose music exists only as a receding memory, but whose singer I am proud to say, has become a great friend over the years and is one of the nicest blokes I know.

Austerity isn’t new; Dennis Healey the Labour chancellor at the time introduced budgets that slashed public spending, to try and repay the IMF loan that had kept Britain solvent after the 1973 oil crisis that preceded Wilson’s government coming to power. Seemingly every lamppost was adorned with a Socialist Workers Party Fight The Cuts sticker as general disquiet with this policy was widespread. One institution that suffered from a decimated budget was Newcastle’s University Theatre, which was revamped about a decade ago and is now Northern Stage. The ending of any subsidy for this beacon of creative arts on Tyneside was met with fierce resistance; an occupation of the building took place, with a series of fund raising gigs scheduled.  According to an article in The Evening Chronicle, the first of these was scheduled for Saturday 16th July, the day after school had broken up for the summer.  I pointed this out to my mam and dad and amazingly, perhaps because I’d brought home a remarkably decent report card from school, they agreed to let me go, providing our John went along to chaperone me. This was no hardship for him as he’d told me about it in the first place.

Arriving far too early, around 6 or so, we self-consciously shuffled into the foyer and sat down, as inconspicuously as possible in an almost deserted room. Aged 15 and 12 respectively and not being with one of the bands, we must have stood out like Nigel Farage in a Mosque. After about an hour of sitting around, idly chatting as there was nothing else to do with the bar being shut, not that we could have got served anyway, someone involved in the sit-in announced the running order for the night; two bands, a theatre show and then another band, with a 10.30 curfew.

One of the bands were clearly punk rockers; cheap sunglasses, pink mohair jumpers, tartan strides and Doc Martens. These were Harry Hack and The Big G, who have gone down in Tyneside folklore as legendary trailblazers. To be honest, they didn’t do it for me; it was all a bit theatrical and mannered, rather like art students having an ironic take on what rebellion involved. They seemed to be able to play and had obviously rehearsed their stagecraft as much as their musicianship as well as fetching a gang of mates who danced and pogoed with them, but it was more Boomtown Rats than Throbbing Gristle.

However, the band that had preceded them onto the floor (there was no stage) utterly blew me away. Female drummer, bespectacled bassist who seemed to struggle with his instrument and broke a string, moody guitarist in a bike jacket throwing a load of Chris Spedding poses and a shy, almost diffident singer in the kind of plain white shirt and blue V-neck jumper combo your mam would get you from Farnons, who exploded into life when the music started. This was music I’d never heard the like of; fast, uncompromising, ugly and above all, short. This band were Speed and, not knowing the drug reference, I thought their name reflected their approach to music. Songs like Job Shop, Suck and Gonna Hit You were game changers for me, completing a process that Richard Hell had started Christmas Eve previously. In retrospect Harry Hack were utterly tame compared to Speed. The subsequent entertainment that night, consisting of a one act play about borstal by 7:84 radical theatre group and a self-indulgent hour of dull prog rock by arrogant long hairs Raven had zero influence on me, though I’m glad to say the University Theatre was saved and I saw several innovative and challenging plays there that helped shape my teenage world view. Though that was for the future. As John and I hightailed it down Northumberland Street to catch the 59 from Worswick Street to Felling Square, all I could think about was the band who’d opened proceedings.

And then, as quickly as my enthusiasm started, it was curtailed by circumstance. I heard Gonna Hit You on Radio Newcastle’s Monday evening Bedrock show, but there were no Speed releases to grab hold of. I bought a Speed badge from Kard Bar for 30p; a big one, with a large pop art style closed eye with long lashes and wore it proudly. I wrote their name on my school books and in the bogs, but the group’s music existed only as a memory.  However, more than a year later, September 12th 1978 to be precise, there was a free gig in Exhibition Park bandstand and, among the list of scheduled acts advertised on the publicity posters, was the name Speed. Excitedly, I rounded up a few mates, including Chris Dixon and Rob Gosden who I’d just started making noise with as part of what would become Pretentious Drivel. We met outside Listen Ear, of course, before heading up to the park.

Like all good free events of the time, it was utterly disorganised and running wildly late, with punk bands always getting the shitty end of the stick. The 1978 May Day march took place on the wettest day of the year and the rally was switched to the big room at the Poly students’ union; boring and uninspired local rock outfits like The Squad were allowed to play, but The Mekons who’d travelled up from Leeds were denied a spot on stage. Talking to Jon Langford a couple of years ago at Summertyne at The Sage, he still remembered that slight. Anyway, in Exhibition Park, entertainment came in the shape of a banal hour of pub rock by smug musos The 45s.

After their set, a commotion at the side of the stage suggested a change in the running order; Speed were being prevented from doing their bit it seemed. A few minutes of pushing and general argybargy followed, before they were finally allowed to take the stage. However, this was a different Speed to the one I’d seen; a male drummer and instead of the diffident genius that was Johny Fusion on vocals, a moody looking bloke with a leather jacket and rockabilly quiff was up front. They began with When I Get You Home Tonight; the sound was as intense and driven as before, though the singer was less animated than Johny. And then, when the song finished, he smashed the microphone on the floor and the band stormed off stage without saying a word. Never mind the Mary Chain’s 15 minute sets, this one had lasted barely long enough to soft boil an egg. One song; that was all and I never heard Speed again.

Within minutes competent, plodding jazz funk and blue eyed soul covers band Boulevard had started their Hall and Oates from Wallsend type thing and we drifted away. That seemed to be it for Speed. There were a couple of tracks on a TJM records compilation, but I never tracked one down and the band simply disappeared from view. Thankfully, in around 1987 I came across the Band of Holy Joy and I’m a passionate devotee of their music, delighted to note Johny Brown is as electric and charismatic a front man as when I saw him first; 38 years ago.

                                                                                                                                                             

Friday 1 May 2015

Diaspora 90

While I'm very pleased with what we've achieved with The Popular Side in our début season, I think as far as my own writing goes I've had better stuff published in Stand and The Football Pink. The latter publication is a brilliant read and I'm absolutely elated and humbled to be involved in such a fantastic magazine. Here's my piece in the latest issue, about supporting Ireland on Tyneside at the 1990 World Cup. If you like it, please go to http://footballpink.net/the-football-pink-magazine/ and order a copy, before visiting http://www.distantecho.co.uk/t/stand-amf-fanzine to order the latest Stand. Anyway, here's my article from the latest issue of The Football Pink -:


The 1988 European Championship finals provided Irish football fans, both at home and abroad, with a tangible sense of the validity of both the sport itself and the presence of the national team on a continental stage. Received wisdom had said that, prior to the backdoor qualification for Germany (an 83rd minute Scotland winner away to Bulgaria effectively booked the tickets), football in Ireland predominantly meant Gaelic football in the eyes of ordinary citizens from Malin Head to Wexford and that soccer (as only the Irish working classes and English elite call it) was the game of choice only in Dublin and surrounding areas. Undoubtedly there was some truth in this; across Ireland, bizarre social and geographical sporting factors persist, comparable to Fife’s role as the cradle of Scottish cricket, whereby rough and raucous Limerick is the spiritual home of Irish rugby and currently only 13 of Ireland’s 32 counties are represented by teams in the League of Ireland. 

Interestingly, in 1988/1989, 13 of Ireland’s 32 counties were represented by teams in the League of Ireland. However, the level of support in Ireland for the national side increased vastly in the aftermath of the 1988 finals and in England, those of us who had never been able, in all honestly, to even view ourselves as English never mind support their team, were finally provided with a focus for our sporting ethnic identification.  Put simply, Ray Houghton’s 7th minute winner over England in Stuttgart was the highpoint of our Irish supporting lives for hundreds of thousands of second and third generation Anglo Irish football fans. Such a shame that the 3.30pm kick off time on a Sunday afternoon meant almost all of us watched it at home.

Something deeply significant happened that would profoundly affect the Tyneside Irish diaspora I am proud to be a member of, between Wim Kieft’s heartbreaking late winner for the Dutch on 18th June 1988 in Gelsenkirchen that denied Jack Charlton’s team a place in the semi-finals and the 0-0 draw with the north at Windsor Park that marked the start of Ireland’s qualifying campaign for Italia 90 just shy of three months later. On Monday 22nd August English licensing laws, that had restricted the sale of alcohol in the afternoon ever since the introduction of the 1914 Defence of the Realm Act, were liberalised to the extent that pubs were now able to remain open all day, except on a Sunday where closure between 3.00 to 7.00 was still a legal requirement.  Effectively, though the legislators weren’t to know it at the time, this would mean that the 1990 World Cup was the first tournament any of us had watched in the pub. Frankly, it was probably also the first World Cup finals that grabbed the entire collective imagination.

The infrequent and irregular broadcasting of live matches in those days, not to mention the lack of readily accessible information in the pre internet era, meant the centrality of international games to the football fan’s experience was not as pronounced as it supposedly is today.  While I recall the rescheduling of an important meeting at work in September 1989 to allow football fans to get home for a tea-time kick off between Sweden and England, in the game Terry Butcher split his head open (“people have won a VC for less,” according to Bobby Robson), international breaks were given less prominence than the week long cancellation of all other games, like a period of prolonged and solemn mourning for proper football, we are forced to endure now. Partly it was due to the lack of media exposure, partly due to the absence of widespread sporting hyperbole in the pre Sky era and partly because of a lack of coherence in fixture scheduling. For instance, Ireland’s home games would kick off in the afternoon, even midweek, as Lansdowne Road didn’t have floodlights until 1993. The result of these factors was that teams completed their qualifying campaigns almost unnoticed, as it was only the tournaments themselves that really grabbed media attention. For us in the diaspora,  it was only after Ireland’s 3-0 trouncing of the north on 11th October 1989 that the true significance became clear; avoid defeat in Malta and qualification would be assured. The 2-0 victory courtesy of a double by John Aldridge meant Ireland were on our way to Italy. On Tyneside, Jack Charlton’s dismal spell in charge of Newcastle United had been conveniently forgiven and forgotten for those of us with green blood feeding our black and white hearts.

The labyrinthine draw for the final groups for Italia 90 took place on Saturday 9th December 1989. Sulking over post match pints of porter in The Wheatsheaf in Felling following a 3-2 home loss to Oxford United, the atmosphere was lifted by Grandstand passing on the news that Ireland had been grouped with Holland, Egypt and, best of all, England. Spontaneous shouting and roaring broke out, supplanted by a prolonged chant of There’s only one Ray Houghton rending the air.  However, unlike today there was no sense of gathering hysteria at the imminent tournament. For a start, there was half a domestic season to endure, not to mention 5 unbeaten friendlies before the whole thing kicked off.
Received wisdom tells a narrative that suggests the 1990 World Cup finals were watched with deep regional pride in the north east as Beardsley, Gascoigne and Waddle, as well as Bobby Robson represented the Geordie Nation; that isn’t how I recall it at all. Personally, I was deeply upset that Newcastle’s uncompromising full back John Anderson didn’t get the nod to join Jack’s boys in Italy, but I’d got over it by the time the whole thing kicked off with Cameroons hoofing Argentina all over the shop Friday 8th June.

Twenty five years is a long time; exactly half my life to be precise. However, my memories of the tournament as a whole, if not the actual games themselves, remain clear.  English patriotism, rather than a more insidious form of nationalism that appeared to develop at later tournaments, was widespread, infectious and often remarkably innocent. Despite  the occasional news footage of radgies in Union Jack shorts and oxblood Doc Marten’s repeatedly firing volleys of plastic patio furniture at advancing riot cops, the reality of the World Cup for those in England itself was a lot more relaxed, with fun being the keynote. As a Joy Division fan, I regard New Order as being very much an inferior act, but they managed to surf the zeitgeist with World in Motion. I’d imagine you’ve not even heard the Ireland World Cup song Put ‘Em Under Pressure, combining a sample from 70s Donegal prog rockers Horslips with a sample of Jack Charlton’s rhetoric; you’re not missing much. 

However, the team took the message on board and the opening 1-1 draw with England, courtesy of Ronnie Whelan’s long range finish, was richly deserved. The best accounts of watching the games actually in Ireland are by Roddy Doyle; a factual essay can be found in the When Saturday Comes book My Favourite Year, but far more memorable is the description of events in a Barrytown bar in his novel The Van. I couldn’t hope to match his prose in attempting to convey the passion, excitement and pride involved in supporting Ireland that night. Suffice to say, a packed Wheatsheaf almost exploded with delight as the equaliser went in, followed by clenched fists, serious drinking and atonal singing of traditional songs well past closing time by about 50 of us, an eclectic collection that embraced 60 year old Irish fellas who could have been members of The Dubliners and 19 year old students in Celtic shirts. For the avoidance of doubt; this wasn’t anti English, it was pro-Irish. Unlike certain enclaves of North London or the West of Scotland, to celebrate Irish cultural identity wasn’t to try and focus on events in Belfast. We kept politics out of sport, even when singing about Sir Roger Casement, the last Englishman to do as much for Ireland as Jack Charlton did.

In contrast, the following Sunday’s 0-0 draw with Egypt slipped by almost unnoticed. While England and Holland had played out a similar stalemate the night before, cheered on by thronged pubs the length of the land, the Sunday afternoon alcoholiday denied Ireland fans this opportunity. You watched it in the house, or not at all. Shamefully, I’ll admit to watching it on video as I used to play 5 a side on Sunday afternoons at Eldon Square leisure centre and this took precedence. However, at least I got to see that game; even if it was so terrible I fast forwarded my way through most of it. The following Thursday saw the deciding group games, with the BBC opting to show England versus Egypt. These days that would not provide a particular problem, as Setanta show Irish sporting fixtures on subscription across the world. They didn’t exist in 1990. Back then there was no internet streaming, no satellite TV coverage, no digital radio, no email or text updates and, in many cases, not even any Ceefax enabled tellies to keep abreast with the scores.


Gathering in The Wheatsheaf, the only option was to crowd round an elderly solid state transistor, tuned in to the shaky reception provided by RTE radio. The signal was terrible and after half an hour of murmured conversations being shushed and murderous glances shot at those who drank loudly or drew noisy on their smokes, during which time Ruud Gullit’s quality finish had put the Dutch ahead, we abandoned the project and nervously watched England crawl to a 1-0 win, while waiting for updates from Palermo. During the second half there were none and, glumly, we assumed the worst. A crowd of us stood chain smoking like expectant fathers in maternity waiting rooms when Des Lynham, who used to be Irish a long time ago, cut to footage of Niall Quinn’s brutal equaliser.  It was the quintessential Irish goal; Packie Bonner leathered it up the pitch, van Aerle’s back pass had too much behind it, van Breukelen fumbled the ball and Quinn slid the loose ball home. As the realisation hit we’d made the last 16, pandemonium broke out. Glasses and drinks went everywhere as fellas scrambled onto tables and the counter, punching the air. Even better, it turned out that as both teams had identical records; lots had been drawn to find out the next round’s opponents. High tech or what? No matter, the good news was we’d be playing Romania not Germany.

The following Monday was perhaps the most tense I’ve ever been watching a game on television in my life. Despite half the bar’s clientele taking a day’s holiday in preparation and drinking themselves into a fervour for the 5pm kick off, the stakes were now so high that you couldn’t enjoy it. 90 scoreless minutes were followed by an equally barren period of extra time; penalties. It wasn’t football, it was chess. Jack Charlton couldn’t watch; he scrounged a smoke off a spectator and looked away. In The Wheatsheaf some went outside, others prayed; only half a dozen of us could watch it all. Eight regulation spot kicks were converted and then; Timofte. The sight of Packie Bonner, huge, diving the right way, emerging hands aloft was a perfect image for the tournament. The fact that David O’Leary scored the decisive kick was almost incidental. There was no triumphalism this time among our crowd; there were tears. The tension broke, the adrenaline crashed and the stunning reality of a World Cup quarter final place for Ireland dawned on us. Almost silently, spent, the bar emptied long before Italy booked their place with a 2-0 win over Uruguay.

Ireland’s 1994 World cup campaign was Jack’s last hurrah and the 1-0 win over Italy in New York, courtesy of Ray Houghton, was the moment of the tournament for me. Sadly in 1990, Ireland were too respectful  and lost 1-00 when Schillaci, a man entirely of the moment, pounced after Bonner’s parry and drove the ball home for a winner.  In the bar, we took defeat with grace and dignity; sure we’d not expected to get this far and frankly, wallets were empty and livers enlarged by 3 weeks of serious drinking.


In looking back at the tournament, I see a very different Ireland and a very different world.  Never again would Ireland be patronised and mocked as an international football team. While the moans and snide digs about the Granny rule and mercenary players persisted in some quarters, the real influence was that young Irish kids were enabled to play whichever version of football they wanted; GAA or Garrison Game. Through a quarter of a century of boom and bust, of Celtic Tiger and Merkel’s bail-out, Irish football has undergone similar highs and lows. What began in Stuttgart in 1988, became real in Italy in 1990 and continues to this day, is the importance of the Ireland national team at home and abroad; for that reason Italia 90 will live in my memory forever.